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written by "my cat, Spooky," in 1994
(makes extensive use of the world "butt")
My wife left me
Because I was drunk
She said that I were ugly
And I didn't have no spunk
She took all my clothes
So I left the house nekid
The dog licked my bare butt
I said, "Taste nasty, reckon?"
Miss Lisa came along
and yelled out, "White trash!"
I said, "My butt may be white,
but m'hair is dark as ash."
That's my story
Hoped you learned a lot!
I may be a crazy redneck,
but at least I got a fine butt.