Little Caesar's Pizza. 'Shrooms. Life Cycles of Worms. Raven Poetry. Hot Bodies. Booze. Intelligence from the sticks of Mississippi. 1000 Monkeys is most of this plus more. Plus YOU. YOU write 1000 Monkeys. Without YOU, this publication is not impossible. YOU is Yassir Omar Unisof, the brilliant inventor of those elaborate cupholders shaped like Godzilla. Nevertheless, we'll include anything you want to contribute. Articles, essays, drawings, photos, whatever. The next issue is rumoured to be math-themed (and possibly printed on graph paper), but as far as I'm concerned, I'm writing about one-eyed sheep. Fuck math. √-1 [(x² + y² + ax)² = a² (x² + y²)]-¹ MATH Love, Amanda Lynn 1000 Monkeys Science Editor elChupucabra's "Number One Fan" contact: rainbohat at yahoo dot com